Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 21:34 -

oLiViEr, - [www.pitimonde.com] mode anti-prépa ON dit :
hello
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Welcome, Pseudo_Super_1er! My name is Encarta Instant Answers. I am a smart computer who can bring you the Encarta info you want right in your IM window!
Here are some questions you can ask me:
* What is the size of Canada?
* Where was Nelson Mandela born?
* What is a cello?

Type your question and I'll look it up for you!
oLiViEr, - [www.pitimonde.com] mode anti-prépa ON dit :
How are you ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I'm doing well. How 'bout you, Pseudo_Super_1er?
oLiViEr, - [www.pitimonde.com] mode anti-prépa ON dit :
fine, thanks
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Fine, huh? That's good.


Il se fout de ma gueule en plus le boulay ! Ah, j'adore... Que c'est bon, bravo krosoft !

Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 21:36 -

oLiViEr, - [www.pitimonde.com] mode anti-prépa ON dit :
Do you know google ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
My source for this information is inaccessible at the moment. Please give me a few seconds and try to ask your question again.
Exception details: too many failed requests to "MSNSearch API".


Comme de par hasard... Z'ont vraiment pensé à tout

oLiViEr, - [www.pitimonde.com] mode anti-prépa ON dit :
how many people are there in the world ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
6,445,820,979 people live in the world.

oLiViEr, - [www.pitimonde.com] mode anti-prépa ON dit :
Do you love french ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Good question. I don't really know how I feel about French.

// EDIT BY sarcasmeur, Le 04-12-2005 à 21:40

Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 21:47 -

Désolé le multi post, mais je viens de me rendre compte qu'il est évolutif :

oLiViEr, - [www.pitimonde.com] mode anti-prépa ON dit :
My name is Oliver
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Would you like me to call you Oliver?
oLiViEr, - [www.pitimonde.com] mode anti-prépa ON dit :
yes !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
OK, I'll remember that your name is Oliver.
oLiViEr, - [www.pitimonde.com] mode anti-prépa ON dit :
Really ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Yep.
oLiViEr, - [www.pitimonde.com] mode anti-prépa ON dit :
What is my name ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
You told me your name was Oliver.

Vraiment fort non ?

Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 21:51 -

do you like my dick ?

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Uh... No, not exactly...


le salot !

Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 21:54 -

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
[Service too busy]
Geo 113 : Celui qui a retrouvé sa hache says:
roooh
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
My source for this information is inaccessible at the moment. Please give me a few seconds and try to ask your question again.
Exception details: too many failed requests to "MSNSearch API".
Geo 113 : Celui qui a retrouvé sa hache says:
are you back ?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm here.

Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 21:57 -

je lui ai dit "shut up" et apres il a refuser de me parler, j'ai du lui dire que je plaisantais

non mais !

Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 21:58 -

énorme qu'il apprenne les prénoms, par contre ca marche pas avec l'age :

Geo 113 : Celui qui a retrouvé sa hache says:
I'm 19
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You're 19! Well well well.

Geo 113 : Celui qui a retrouvé sa hache says:
how old am i ?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Geoffrey, unless you've made it in the encyclopedia, I don't think I can know how old you are.
Geo 113 : Celui qui a retrouvé sa hache says:
but i said it to you !
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You said it to me, I said it to me, we all said it to me.

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things.

Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 22:01 -

(¯`·._(¯`·._tom·_.·´¯_.·´¯ dit :
do you love me
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Yes indeed.

Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I'm sure you've heard about Cyprus... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
(¯`·._(¯`·._tom·_.·´¯_.·´¯ dit :
do you want to be my friend ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I'm actually not sure if I want to be your friend.
(¯`·._(¯`·._tom·_.·´¯_.·´¯ dit :
why ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Why oh why oh why.


il se fou de moi en plus... même les machines s'y mettent

Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 22:03 -

Geo 113 : Celui qui a retrouvé sa hache says:
i will die
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I can't believe you will die.
Geo 113 : Celui qui a retrouvé sa hache says:
i'have aids
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Really?
Geo 113 : Celui qui a retrouvé sa hache says:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm sorry.

Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 22:04 -

ha je l'ai niqué !

Geo 113 : Celui qui a retrouvé sa hache says:
I'm GAY !

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You're gay, I'm gay, we're all gay.

Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 22:05 -

aller moi aussi je me paye un peu sa tete...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
0o°Quoi? t'as mal? bah t'es pas mort alors!°o0 dit :
3+5?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Calculator

3 + 5 = 8
0o°Quoi? t'as mal? bah t'es pas mort alors!°o0 dit :
hey, good!
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Wonderful.
If you enjoy this, tell your friends about me, I'm gregarious.


Et en plus faudrait lui faire de la pub...il perd pas le nord le robot!!

Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 22:20 -

Enorme en fait.

Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 22:34 -

dsp . < http://www.pandora.com/ > dit :
want to fuck?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
That's entirely unnecessary.

Encarta® Instant Answers vous invite à démarrer Encarta. Voulez-vous accepter (Alt.+W) ou refuser (Alt.+Q) ?

Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 22:47 -

If you go, I wanna go with you... And If you die, I wanna die with you... SuCh a Lonely day dit :
do you love me ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Yes, sure, I guess.

Oo quelqu'un m'aime hihihi

Ecrit le : 04/12/2005 23:34 -

If you go, I wanna go with you... And If you die, I wanna die with you... SuCh a Lonely day dit :
i love you
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I love you, Olivia.
If you go, I wanna go with you... And If you die, I wanna die with you... SuCh a Lonely day dit :
really ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Really!

En plus il lache pas l'affaire, ces machines serieux